"I have little feet cause nothing grows in the shade." -Dolly Parton [OC]

[image] At this point the only man for me might be Mothman 💁🏻‍♀️ (OC)

Bringing the cake for Cake day ❤

You may have been with the elite four before, but I'm your Pokemon master [OC]

Fall is in the air, its getting pretty nipply out 👌[image] [OC]

[Image] [OC] Chaotic Neutral cutie with natural 20s 😘

Keeping that last button done up so you don't think I'm easy [OC]

Excuse me Sir, my tits are down here 😜 [OC)

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went....then it dawned on me! [OC]

I could never pass for a muggle, 'cause this ass is magic! [OC]

I'll show you my boobs if you show me your tattoos...tit for tat! [OC]

Wanna see a magic trick? I can make your dick disappear right before your eyes!! 😜 [OC]

"Sleep? I don't know about sleep! It's summertime!! [OC]

PM me if ur pull out game so hard you can turn me into a Beyblade. 😜 [OC]

Boobs: Proving that guys can focus on two things at once. [OC]

Don't you hate when you're making a milkshake and all these boys show up in your yard? [OC]

"Hi, welcome to Titties!" [OC]

Celebrating Brexit 1776!! [OC]

Lucky for me nobody raps about small butts. 😋 [OC]

*guitar strum* "I love you, tiiiits!" *guitar strum* "I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, tits!" [OC]

"With great breast comes great responsibilititty"

I'll have the massive titties with a side of [Verification], please? ;)

What kind of animal am I in the bath? A little bare! 😜

Thinking I fit in here, 'cause I don't fit in anything else. ;)