This asshole was crafted by Zeus himself

If God designed assholes for things to come out of… then why does it feel good to shove things in it

I’m no baker, but I do have plenty of cake you can eat

You can blow your load in here

You should try to get my asshole pregnant… and when it doesn’t work, you’ll have to keep trying…

Fill me with anal beads please

Eat my ass like it’s your last meal

In the name of the father, the son, and the god asshole

How about you get a good taste of my chocolate starfish

Look at how tight my asshole is

Today Christ the savior is born, shoutout to all the pretty assholes he’s created

On a scale of “just the tip” to “balls deep”, how deep could you shove your cock into my asshole?

I want you to violently lick my hole

Jesus crafted my asshole so that I could share it with the world

This asshole was crafted by God himself. Now I am sharing his creation to the world.

Trying to convince you to make me part of your evening plans

This asshole was built by god himself

Hey baby, let’s make your bed rock

No condoms allowed, hope that’s okay

I’ve got your Thanksgiving dessert right here… it’s cinnamon apple flavored :)

Are you man enough to eat my dark asshole?

Are you eating mine for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

It’s your breakfast, lunch, and dinner

I love when I cum on top!