How about you get a good taste of my chocolate starfish

I’m ready to receive your load

This asshole was crafted by Zeus himself

If God designed assholes for things to come out of… then why does it feel good to shove things in it

I’m no baker, but I do have plenty of cake you can eat

You can blow your load in here

Pick a hole, any hole!

You should try to get my asshole pregnant… and when it doesn’t work, you’ll have to keep trying…

Fill me with anal beads please

Big sweatshirt means big surprises

Eat my ass like it’s your last meal

In the name of the father, the son, and the god asshole

Look at how tight my asshole is

Today Christ the savior is born, shoutout to all the pretty assholes he’s created

I had such a good workout this morning

On a scale of “just the tip” to “balls deep”, how deep could you shove your cock into my asshole?

Let’s fuck under the mistletoe

I can fill your phone with nudes if you’ll let me

I may look innocent but I’m actually really naughty

Are you man enough to eat my dark asshole?

If only I got as fucked as often as I brush my teeth

Are you eating mine for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

It’s your breakfast, lunch, and dinner

I love when I cum on top!