The cat is unimpressed

You can still eat peaches on St. Patrick's Day

Just looking for something to eat

Thinking of sitting on your face

I like it from the back

I see you, spying on me through the crack in the door

Good moms spend a lot of time in the kitchen, and in the bedroom

Mom relaxing after the busy holidays

I'd love a massage. You can have one too.

I'd rather be sitting on your face

You're so naughty, spying on mommy while she's getting dressed

I need some help finishing my chores

If you're not watching Sunday football like this, you're doing it wrong

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution when approaching.

When you come across a mom in the woods

Lick me like a lollipop

Go on, take a little bite, you won’t regret it

You can spank me if you bite my birthmark first

I made you a heart for hump day

I’ve got just the place for you to bury your face

I’m so thankful big asses are in style

I like to… type… standing up

I’ve always been good at practice-breeding

My New Years resolution is to put the Christmas decorations away before March