I’m so thankful big asses are in style

You can still eat peaches on St. Patrick's Day

Just looking for something to eat

I see you, spying on me through the crack in the door

Mom relaxing after the busy holidays

I'd rather be sitting on your face

You're so naughty, spying on mommy while she's getting dressed

I need some help finishing my chores

If you're not watching Sunday football like this, you're doing it wrong

When you come across a mom in the woods

Go on, take a little bite, you won’t regret it

You can spank me if you bite my birthmark first

We should set off some fireworks together

Tried to bend over but I got stuck

Looking at asses is what gets y’all through the longest day of the week, right? [f, 43]

I made you a heart for hump day

I’ve got just the place for you to bury your face

Mom booties love a good smack

Sometimes I get distracted when I'm cooking

The cat is unimpressed

I like to… type… standing up

I’ve always been good at practice-breeding

Happy hump day 🍑🍑

My New Years resolution is to put the Christmas decorations away before March