Rock hard rock.

As promised 😘. I sped up the pumping to get to the good stuff. I like to see how much it grew while inside me. 😳

I’ve been looking forward to trying this. The hitch was just the right girth. Paired with my clit wand, it was one hell of an O.

I ride my Car

I took this one a couple days ago and I’ve been really excited to share it because of how much I get in 🥰. Billy Madison’s left hand was right, conditioner is better.

Before everyone bunches their panties, this toy was discarded after my use as my kids have outgrown it. It is merely an inanimate object that offers the correct girth and stability 😘

Seed recycling

Drildo

The Now-You're-Gay Prank

Very Lady Like!

Let’s play how many balls inside this woman

No need to spend money on an extra airline seat just because your wife has to come with you on vacation

Self Facial Surprise

When there’s a pandemic, but rent is due

Lightsaber!

Even a Lego needs to get its dick wet

Welcome to Earth! As you can see we are an enlightened race

When you are totally flexible

Guy Got Called Up On Stage By The Stripper And Its All Downhill From There

Woman gets completely shitfaced

The beauty of birth

Megan Salinas

The beginning of what was promised! Every 100 upboats unlocks an insertion-in-me pic requested in the thread last week!

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