As promised 😘. I sped up the pumping to get to the good stuff. I like to see how much it grew while inside me. 😳

I’ve been looking forward to trying this. The hitch was just the right girth. Paired with my clit wand, it was one hell of an O.

It’s soooo tough to get the non tapered edges of a can in. Finally did though. 😘

So I’ve really enjoyed my carbonated beverages lately. 😘

New personal best 3” DIAMETER! I can’t believe this squash went in. Talk about feeling full. 😅.

I took this one a couple days ago and I’ve been really excited to share it because of how much I get in 🥰. Billy Madison’s left hand was right, conditioner is better.

As promised to some of my kinky fans. It was kind of tough to get in with the non tapered rough edge’d front but I got it. 😇. Take a look into my world.

I was finally able to get this cup holder in. Not terribly deep but left a good gape at the end.

If there was a sub for painful vag insertions I would cross post this. 😅. This ball was self abuse. Lol.

So I reached down and grabbed my shifter while driving and I thought “yup, that’s the right width”. (I wrap my hand around things all the time to see if it will fit. It’s like a cat’s whiskers) Well, I was right. 😘

Largest..Cucumber..Ever. Well at least as far as I’ve seen. Got as much of it as I could. Width no problem, depth that’s a little tougher. 😘

Before everyone bunches their panties, this toy was discarded after my use as my kids have outgrown it. It is merely an inanimate object that offers the correct girth and stability 😘

Had a fan ask me to try this. Gotta say 7 on the pain level and 7 on the pleasure level. Got a little nervous it was stuck in me forever though😅. (Sound on).

I used to be a hit at highschool and college drinking parties. 😉😘

It’s always so tough to get the thick blunt objects in. Chick bouillon container repurposed. This one hurt a bit, you can tell by my wincing. 😳.

Had to work my hole a bit with the wrong end of the vibrator before I could get ol’ salty in. 😘

Extra creamy creamer. Btw that second knot on there gave a good stretch. 🕳.

Let me tell you what pairs well with a nice cheap moscato…..yup it’s my pussy. Lol

I’m not as good as some of these girls but I tried and it left a nice “little gape”. (Sorry gyfs so long) 😘

I name this lube, boobs, and bottles. 😇. This was a good stretch. 8/10 stars, would recommend Frost sparkling juice.

I didn’t have a coconut soooo I had to put the lime somewhere. Also, it comes out with far more force than I expected. Lol.

Thick bottle of men’s vitamins. If I had a prostate it’d be healthy.

I know it’s kind of a long gif but I really wanted to tell a story about my pussy whisk. 😘

I so wanted to get the thickest part of this spray bottle in me. Almost, maybe next time.