Rainbow parties are much less exciting when you and all your slutty friends are goth

It might be little but watch it jiggle

The Victoria's Secret in Baltimore has the Mexico filter on by default

What's the name for that little pocket between your legs and ass that frames your pussy because mmph

I'm a sinner and a certified head spinner

Piplup matches my hair! Goodwill was giving.

POV: I have to piss at the Eluveitie concert

toe sucker; ass fucker

I think I've found My angle...

How bad do you want it

This costume did Me dirty on stage and gave Me My Janet Jackson moment during My recital on Saturday. At least it looked good before...? [25NB]

Hip cleavage isn't all that I've got

Yeah, I'm a blanket hog, how did you know?

Looking for a throne fit for a Goddess

Only hit Me up if you're a bottom feeder, ass eater.

Can you tell I've been doing My squats?

Mind if I have a seat?

Beta subjugator

The question isn't "can I do a split on your dick?" it's "is your dick big enough to reach My tight holes?"

Tits and tats, what more could you want?

Get on your knees and say "ahhhhh"

Bs get degrees

I wanna make my murder look like a suicide

Tired of work but still fresh to do something naughty!