Hip cleavage isn't all that I've got

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POV: I have to piss at the Eluveitie concert

Soft as silk, pale as milk

toe sucker; ass fucker

Rainbow parties are much less exciting when you and all your slutty friends are goth

I'm a sucker for a leather skirt

Yeah, I'm a blanket hog, how did you know?

Only hit Me up if you're a bottom feeder, ass eater.

Can you tell I've been doing My squats?

Beta subjugator

The question isn't "can I do a split on your dick?" it's "is your dick big enough to reach My tight holes?"

Tits and tats, what more could you want?

Does this still count? I think it still counts. If the mods take it down, they suck dick at an under market rate.

I'm autistic so actually my eyes are down there

Fuckin on a succubus, I feel like I'm Devilman

Being in IT means this is about as dressed up as I get

Is Poppy metal? Debatable. Am I going to miss out on an excuse to bust out the corpse paint? Never.

Get on your knees and say "ahhhhh"

Bs get degrees

I wanna make my murder look like a suicide

Don't worry, I only bite if you want me to