Pounding off at work.

[F]"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

(F)or the neighbors.

"I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this"

(F) "I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah."

"It's called a tasting and it's classy. "

Bernie hair, don't care.

"Well, if he’s got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the (f)anny."

Easy like Sunday morning.

Let me tell you something... I haven't even begun to peak 💋

Thirsty Thursday... need some love ladies!

A(f)ter the gym you need to let the girls out

Looking for equally frisky kitty to play with. 😻

Need a swimming buddy ;)

Here kitty kitty...

You're fuckin' with them basics when you really want the baddest

Good morning, ladies!!

"You must teach me the ways of the secular (f)lesh"

Have to pay the troll toll... 💋

Any other kitties want to play?

(Mf) "Baby, you got a stew goin'!"

(Mf) I guess I just blue myself for no reason.

"Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"

(F) "Maybe... I'll put it in her brownie"