(F) "Maybe... I'll put it in her brownie"

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[F]"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

[F]"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

"I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this"

"I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this"

"It's called a tasting and it's classy. "

"It's called a tasting and it's classy. "

Bernie hair, don't care.

"Well, if he’s got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the (f)anny."

"Well, if he’s got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the (f)anny."

Easy like Sunday morning.

Easy like Sunday morning.

Let me tell you something... I haven't even begun to peak 💋

Let me tell you something... I haven't even begun to peak 💋

Thirsty Thursday... need some love ladies!

Thirsty Thursday... need some love ladies!

A(f)ter the gym you need to let the girls out

A(f)ter the gym you need to let the girls out

Looking for equally frisky kitty to play with. 😻

Looking for equally frisky kitty to play with. 😻

Need a swimming buddy ;)

Need a swimming buddy ;)

Here kitty kitty...

Here kitty kitty...

You're fuckin' with them basics when you really want the baddest

You're fuckin' with them basics when you really want the baddest

Good morning, ladies!!

Good morning, ladies!!

"You must teach me the ways of the secular (f)lesh"

"You must teach me the ways of the secular (f)lesh"

Have to pay the troll toll... 💋

Have to pay the troll toll... 💋

Any other kitties want to play?

Any other kitties want to play?

Pounding off at work.

Pounding off at work.

(Mf) "Baby, you got a stew goin'!"

(Mf) "Baby, you got a stew goin'!"

(Mf) I guess I just blue myself for no reason.

(Mf) I guess I just blue myself for no reason.

"Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"

"Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"

"Are you (f)orgetting I was a professional twice over?"

"Are you (f)orgetting I was a professional twice over?"

Wanna use both? 😉

Wanna use both? 😉