Poker is boring. Let's play Strip Exploding Kittens 😁

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Most people don't recognise my "egg" tattoo. I hope someone here does! [F]

Most people don't recognise my "egg" tattoo. I hope someone here does! [F]

We love big glasses and jiggly asses

We love big glasses and jiggly asses

2B's thighs give me life, and I hope mine do the same for you [F]

2B's thighs give me life, and I hope mine do the same for you [F]

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards [F]

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards [F]

You know you want a freaky nerd

You know you want a freaky nerd

I feel like my glasses make me seem innocent, even with my ass in the air

I feel like my glasses make me seem innocent, even with my ass in the air

My new tat may be bruised but I'm still smiling with my tiddies out πŸ–€

My new tat may be bruised but I'm still smiling with my tiddies out πŸ–€

Ginger nerd reporting for, uh... Well, to be fucked.

Ginger nerd reporting for, uh... Well, to be fucked.

Wanna come over and watch me play NieR Replicant? [F]

Wanna come over and watch me play NieR Replicant? [F]

My last nude before I turn 25 tomorrow πŸ₯°

My last nude before I turn 25 tomorrow πŸ₯°

What's your [f]avourite board game?

What's your [f]avourite board game?

Spank me so hard that my glasses fall off

Spank me so hard that my glasses fall off

Would you rather watch me play Hades or play with myself? 😏 [F]

Would you rather watch me play Hades or play with myself? 😏 [F]

Is someone watching me play Beat Saber down there? [F]

Is someone watching me play Beat Saber down there? [F]

Would you [f]uck an android?

Would you [f]uck an android?

Would you hire this android to be your sex doll? [F]

Would you hire this android to be your sex doll? [F]

Your nerdy catgirl demands head pats and booty slaps [F]

Your nerdy catgirl demands head pats and booty slaps [F]

I unironically love sudoku puzzles. Do you think you could distract me? [F]

I unironically love sudoku puzzles. Do you think you could distract me? [F]

Redhead, goth and Witcher fan... I'm Yennefer Merigold! [F]

Redhead, goth and Witcher fan... I'm Yennefer Merigold! [F]

Paint me with your Celestial Brush [F]

Paint me with your Celestial Brush [F]

I promise you can play with them as long as you don't send me back to the underworld πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ [F]

I promise you can play with them as long as you don't send me back to the underworld πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ [F]

"One lash is not enough." - Megaera, Hades [F]

"One lash is not enough." - Megaera, Hades [F]

I made these myself! Do you like them? [F]

I made these myself! Do you like them? [F]