Paint me with your Celestial Brush [F]

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Most people don't recognise my "egg" tattoo. I hope someone here does! [F]

Most people don't recognise my "egg" tattoo. I hope someone here does! [F]

2B's thighs give me life, and I hope mine do the same for you [F]

2B's thighs give me life, and I hope mine do the same for you [F]

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards [F]

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards [F]

My cat gives zero [f]ucks about my pictures πŸ˜…

My cat gives zero [f]ucks about my pictures πŸ˜…

My new tat may be bruised but I'm still smiling with my tiddies out πŸ–€

My new tat may be bruised but I'm still smiling with my tiddies out πŸ–€

Will you help me play with it?

Will you help me play with it?

Wanna come over and watch me play NieR Replicant? [F]

Wanna come over and watch me play NieR Replicant? [F]

What's your [f]avourite board game?

What's your [f]avourite board game?

Poker is boring. Let's play Strip Exploding Kittens 😁

Poker is boring. Let's play Strip Exploding Kittens 😁

Would you rather watch me play Hades or play with myself? 😏 [F]

Would you rather watch me play Hades or play with myself? 😏 [F]

Is someone watching me play Beat Saber down there? [F]

Is someone watching me play Beat Saber down there? [F]

Would you [f]uck an android?

Would you [f]uck an android?

Would you hire this android to be your sex doll? [F]

Would you hire this android to be your sex doll? [F]

Your nerdy catgirl demands head pats and booty slaps [F]

Your nerdy catgirl demands head pats and booty slaps [F]

I unironically love sudoku puzzles. Do you think you could distract me? [F]

I unironically love sudoku puzzles. Do you think you could distract me? [F]

Redhead, goth and Witcher fan... I'm Yennefer Merigold! [F]

Redhead, goth and Witcher fan... I'm Yennefer Merigold! [F]

I promise you can play with them as long as you don't send me back to the underworld πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ [F]

I promise you can play with them as long as you don't send me back to the underworld πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ [F]

"One lash is not enough." - Megaera, Hades [F]

"One lash is not enough." - Megaera, Hades [F]

I made these myself! Do you like them? [F]

I made these myself! Do you like them? [F]

I wrote some things about myself using the Precursor alphabet... I wonder if you'll decipher it

I wrote some things about myself using the Precursor alphabet... I wonder if you'll decipher it

Would you fuck a cyborg?

Would you fuck a cyborg?

Does my Majima tat make up for my controversial Diamond Dogs sweater? Oh, and also underboob

Does my Majima tat make up for my controversial Diamond Dogs sweater? Oh, and also underboob

Get over here and eat me.

Get over here and eat me.