Penelope Cruz

Caylee Cowan

Amy Adams, when you go back in time and tell her how “popular” she’s going to be on a thing called “Reddit.”

Kate Upton has the perfect dress for titty fucking

Emilia Clarke

Hayley Atwell

Blake Lively

Your student’s mother when you tell her you two can workout an arrangement to help her son pass finals... [Christina Hendricks]

Chloe Grace Moretz looks so thicc and fine

Anyone else have a celeb they flip-flop on whether or not they think they’re hot? Mine’s Alice Eve.

Hailee Steinfeld’s reaction when you grab her ass in public

Julie Benz knows the rules: when you’re home, it’s lingerie or nothing

Jennifer Love Hewitt comin’ in to clean me up after I blow ANOTHER load to her

Ariel Winter seems fun. I’d let her shake that ass for me all night.

I think about this Milana Vayntrub look a lot...

I want to fuck Sofia Vergara’s fat tits while she talks dirty to me

Barbara Palvin is a goddess

Penelope Cruz

Here ya go.

Salma Hayek is large....

Nicki Minaj's Bouncing Plot in "Wobble Up"

Damn you Isla Fisher

Eva Longoria

Kat Dennings.