I think about this Milana Vayntrub look a lot...

Selena Gomez has such a fun li’l rack

Amy Adams, when you go back in time and tell her how “popular” she’s going to be on a thing called “Reddit.”

Kate Upton has the perfect dress for titty fucking

Hayley Atwell

Your student’s mother when you tell her you two can workout an arrangement to help her son pass finals... [Christina Hendricks]

Chloe Grace Moretz looks so thicc and fine

Got another date with Amanda Cerny tonight. If you get her dancing like this in the living room you’re about 20 minutes* from her begging you to cum wherever you want.

Anyone else have a celeb they flip-flop on whether or not they think they’re hot? Mine’s Alice Eve.

I blame my love for latinas on Eva Mendes

Hailee Steinfeld’s reaction when you grab her ass in public

Julie Benz knows the rules: when you’re home, it’s lingerie or nothing

Jennifer Love Hewitt comin’ in to clean me up after I blow ANOTHER load to her

Ariel Winter seems fun. I’d let her shake that ass for me all night.

I want to fuck Sofia Vergara’s fat tits while she talks dirty to me

To celebrate her surprise album I’m posting the Taylor Swift looks that get me rock hard

Barbara Palvin is a goddess

Penelope Cruz

Here ya go.

Salma Hayek is large....

Nicki Minaj's Bouncing Plot in "Wobble Up"

Damn you Isla Fisher

Eva Longoria

Kat Dennings.