One day i might put my overactive imagine to better use...🙄😝 (f)

A smile can hide a thousand sins..

Short and sweet. Weekend treat. Being bored is fun. 😛

So that’s the theory done. Anyone want to help me with my practical? (F) 🤷🏼‍♀️😇🤓

Apparently chewing on my pen is distracting the other co workers.. 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️

Apparently this got deleted earlier. 🤷🏼‍♀️ So here it is again (f)ingers crossed 🤞

It’s national masturbation month, soooo... (one lucky guy has already seen this, I’m sure he won’t mind me sharing😉)

tantalising titty drop for a titillating Thursday 😆

Dresses belong on the (f)loor. I’m more a jeans and sweater kinda gal. 😐

So nice

I appear to have a hole in my outfit.....

No funny title today, just shocked I woke up to over 3000 followers. You crazy bunch.! Glad you enjoy my efforts. 😜

It’s an ABC day today. Ablutions, Boobs, Chill....(F)

I love my lazy pj days ❤️ (f)

Cheeky bedtime peekaboo 😇😴😴 (F)

(F)irst tittie drop, showering and laundering. #multitaskingmaster 😜

(F)ancy that. Eating your greens really does make you big (boobed in my case) and strong. 😝

The sexiest part of the body is the brain. Unfortunately I don’t have an MRI scanner soooo.......

Lumberjack fashion. (Insert wood jokes here) 😉🌲🌲🌳

So when my boss talks about tangible assets he means these, right? 😉 (Also, who knew the stationery cupboard had such good mood lighting?) 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thursdays are for pondering in purple 🤔

Wednesday word of the day ‘pendulous’. You’re welcome 👩‍🏫😉

I won’t tell my boss if you don’t tell yours 🤫😉

Lotion time 🙂