Thursdays are for pondering in purple 🤔

🤫 not my house, but too hot too sleep 🤭

Took this while a little tipsy. Seems a shame to keep it to myself....😛

Being sporty is hard work....😜

Happy Saturday salutations. It’s been a while...😊

So that’s the theory done. Anyone want to help me with my practical? (F) 🤷🏼‍♀️😇🤓

Here’s a short and sweet Easter treat 😘(f)

Did someone call (f)or nurse Boorbie? Reveal🚑

Apparently chewing on my pen is distracting the other co workers.. 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️

Apparently this got deleted earlier. 🤷🏼‍♀️ So here it is again (f)ingers crossed 🤞

My mammaries look particularly mountainous this good morrow...⛰🏔

It’s national masturbation month, soooo... (one lucky guy has already seen this, I’m sure he won’t mind me sharing😉)

I appear to have a hole in my outfit.....

No funny title today, just shocked I woke up to over 3000 followers. You crazy bunch.! Glad you enjoy my efforts. 😜

It’s an ABC day today. Ablutions, Boobs, Chill....(F)

I love my lazy pj days ❤️ (f)

Cheeky bedtime peekaboo 😇😴😴 (F)

(F)ancy that. Eating your greens really does make you big (boobed in my case) and strong. 😝

The sexiest part of the body is the brain. Unfortunately I don’t have an MRI scanner soooo.......

Lumberjack fashion. (Insert wood jokes here) 😉🌲🌲🌳

So when my boss talks about tangible assets he means these, right? 😉 (Also, who knew the stationery cupboard had such good mood lighting?) 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wednesday word of the day ‘pendulous’. You’re welcome 👩‍🏫😉

At least my socks stayed on..

I’m going to need to borrow your hard helmet...

I won’t tell my boss if you don’t tell yours 🤫😉