Nothing ever fits my ass, including your screen.

Relax..that attraction you feel is just my ass’ gravitational pull.

Let’s call this brunch, because it’s two meals.

Have a large slice of bank holiday booty.

There’s a perfect nose shaped indentation right there.

Made you look made you stare, now remove your underwear.

Some people need a big target for aim practise, but let’s keep it moving.

I’m only 5’3” but I’ll still flatten you!

For my village summer fete I’m doing a “guess how many inches” stall.

Someone ordered a goth PAWG

Take a real long slow look up my skirt. It’s ok if you forgot what you were doing for a second.

Why get dressed on Sundays? We don’t need clothes for my plans.

I woke up like this. I hope you’re just as enthusiastic as me.

I tried to keep it a surprise.

You ordered a thick dumpling. I ordered a skirt that doesn’t fit.

Sunday slaps in my pyjamas all day. What colour are they?

How do you wanna spend the weekend?

This booty moves like water. It’s a glASSier.

The biggest sale I’ve ever done! I’m online all day every day 😏 fetish friendly.

Just workin’ on my twerkin’

Your POV before….

Don’t mind my nightshirt

Jelly for lunch?

I hope all that candy goes straight to my butt