Don’t mind my nightshirt

Relax..that attraction you feel is just my ass’ gravitational pull.

Let’s call this brunch, because it’s two meals.

Have a large slice of bank holiday booty.

There’s a perfect nose shaped indentation right there.

Made you look made you stare, now remove your underwear.

Some people need a big target for aim practise, but let’s keep it moving.

I’m only 5’3” but I’ll still flatten you!

For my village summer fete I’m doing a “guess how many inches” stall.

Someone ordered a goth PAWG

Take a real long slow look up my skirt. It’s ok if you forgot what you were doing for a second.

Why get dressed on Sundays? We don’t need clothes for my plans.

I woke up like this. I hope you’re just as enthusiastic as me.

I tried to keep it a surprise.

You ordered a thick dumpling. I ordered a skirt that doesn’t fit.

Nothing ever fits my ass, including your screen.

Sunday slaps in my pyjamas all day. What colour are they?

How do you wanna spend the weekend?

This booty moves like water. It’s a glASSier.

The biggest sale I’ve ever done! I’m online all day every day 😏 fetish friendly.

Just workin’ on my twerkin’

Your POV before….

Jelly for lunch?

I hope all that candy goes straight to my butt