Not bad for a brand new mom, right?

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Come over - I’ll make you pancakes, then YOU can fill me with your baby batter

Come over - I’ll make you pancakes, then YOU can fill me with your baby batter

Make sure to wave if you see me at school dropoff

Make sure to wave if you see me at school dropoff

Just dropped the kids off at daycare…come over for an adult playdate

Just dropped the kids off at daycare…come over for an adult playdate

Fuck flowers…just finger, fuck and fill me up for Valentine’s Day

Fuck flowers…just finger, fuck and fill me up for Valentine’s Day

Call out sick today and work my holes instead

Call out sick today and work my holes instead

Could really use some help getting in and out of this…

Could really use some help getting in and out of this…

You’re looking at the newest President of the Yummy Mummy Club

You’re looking at the newest President of the Yummy Mummy Club

Target is fully stocked with sluts for the holiday

Target is fully stocked with sluts for the holiday

To the people who caught me flashing my tits at a red light: SORRY NOT SORRY

To the people who caught me flashing my tits at a red light: SORRY NOT SORRY

I should be waking up with you in my mouth

I should be waking up with you in my mouth

REAL fucking quick…before he sees

REAL fucking quick…before he sees

I could use some help putting both of these in

I could use some help putting both of these in

Creampies are on the menu today

Creampies are on the menu today

Post-baby body may not be perfect…but would you still fuck me?

Post-baby body may not be perfect…but would you still fuck me?

Newly single…can’t wait to show you these tits in person [drop]

Newly single…can’t wait to show you these tits in person [drop]

Fuck it…posting this RARE no-makeup pic. Still Fuckable?

Fuck it…posting this RARE no-makeup pic. Still Fuckable?

Waiting for you to remove the plug with your teeth and start working these beads in…

Waiting for you to remove the plug with your teeth and start working these beads in…

Please don’t ban me, Target!

Please don’t ban me, Target!

Fuck-Me-Friday has just rolled into Sexy-Saturday

Fuck-Me-Friday has just rolled into Sexy-Saturday

Maybe I should consider wearing a bra with this shirt?

Maybe I should consider wearing a bra with this shirt?

This red lipstick should be smeared all over your cock [drop]

This red lipstick should be smeared all over your cock [drop]

REAL QUICK! I need to show you these huge tits before he gets home.

REAL QUICK! I need to show you these huge tits before he gets home.

What’s the consensus on real, big and bouncy MILF tits? [drop]

What’s the consensus on real, big and bouncy MILF tits? [drop]