Could really use some help getting in and out of this…

Come over - I’ll make you pancakes, then YOU can fill me with your baby batter

Make sure to wave if you see me at school dropoff

Just dropped the kids off at daycare…come over for an adult playdate

Fuck flowers…just finger, fuck and fill me up for Valentine’s Day

Call out sick today and work my holes instead

You can take out your bad day at work on me

Conducting all my work meetings today in this outfit…don’t mind me

You’re looking at the newest President of the Yummy Mummy Club

Come get me REAL fucking wet

Happy Halloween…enjoy my MILF pumpkins

This is what’s under my daycare drop-off outfit

It’s Sweater Puppy season

Can I trick-or-treat at your house this Halloween?

I forgot my hose…can I borrow yours

Would you come over and fuck me while the kids are at school?

I should be waking up with you in my mouth

Do you want some MILF with your coffee this morning?

Want some MILF with your coffee this morning?

Wanna play with these milkers?

REAL bouncy, REAL bratty

REAL fucking quick…before he sees

Creampies are on the menu today

Not bad for a brand new mom, right?