My review of these shorts: comfy, non-functional drawstring, easy access, double as rug storage. 5/7 with rice.

What’s the highest number o[f] times you’ve gotten off in a day?

I haven’t let it get this long in years

Come feel my sun-warmed skin

I expected plenty o[f] heated geek debates when I started getting into D&D but I didn’t expect how vehemently people would argue about how to read a percentile die. How do *you* read a 00-0 roll?

Hello from your friendly neighborhood flasher

Little tufted silhouette

Got milk? I’ve been practicing my milking

Late summer mantra: let it grow

Been a long time since I’ve had this much fur. I keep finding myself petting it absentmindedly while I’m doing other things.

rawr

This is more graphic than my usual fare but I thought maybe this sub would appreciate this view

Sometimes I wake up dripping like a ripe orange

The bushy look is growing on me

Nerd butt, now [f]or home box office, in scintillating 240p

do you know de way? [f]

I watch my neighbors drive by in the mornings and wonder what I’d do if any of them ever looked back at me

ghostsareabout has made the advancement [Cover Me with Diamonds] [f]

Do you know where I might [f]ind a pipe?

You can still see them when my legs are closed

Strictly speaking, as a Lusty Argonian Maid, I’m Ebonheart Pact. But I’ve always appreciated how well Dagger[f]all Orcs know their blades.

Snorlax's hunger isn't satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of [f]ood. Then it goes back to sleep.

Ner[f] this

Get yourself a keeper of the [f]orest