Snorlax's hunger isn't satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of [f]ood. Then it goes back to sleep.

What’s the highest number o[f] times you’ve gotten off in a day?

Little kisses for the edge of the tub

A glass cup in the bathtub? Are you out o[f] your Vulcan mind?

I expected plenty o[f] heated geek debates when I started getting into D&D but I didn’t expect how vehemently people would argue about how to read a percentile die. How do *you* read a 00-0 roll?

Late summer mantra: let it grow

This is more graphic than my usual fare but I thought maybe this sub would appreciate this view

Sometimes I wake up dripping like a ripe orange

I’ve still never gotten better than second place in Tetris 99, but I keep trying. Wanna help me practice [f]itting things into tight spaces?

The bushy look is growing on me

Nerd butt, now [f]or home box office, in scintillating 240p

do you know de way? [f]

Humping the air, trying to invite you in [f]rom all the way over here

I watch my neighbors drive by in the mornings and wonder what I’d do if any of them ever looked back at me

ghostsareabout has made the advancement [Cover Me with Diamonds] [f]

Why settle [f]or one fandom when you can have two?

Come play with me! I[f] you can keep your head in the game...

Do you know where I might [f]ind a pipe?

You can still see them when my legs are closed

Nerd li[f]e? You live in it. Get your load balanced, then you distribute it. Optimal, isn’t it?

Strictly speaking, as a Lusty Argonian Maid, I’m Ebonheart Pact. But I’ve always appreciated how well Dagger[f]all Orcs know their blades.

The droid you’re looking [f]or, maybe?

Ner[f] this

Get yourself a keeper of the [f]orest