Mom, with proven fertility track record, many win column marks

In my Adele dress, with the founder of Honey Birdette, Eloise Monaghan

Honey B sent me this unreleased swag to post

This one has built in ankle cuffs. What’ll Honey B think of next!

My mom face. Proven breeding material, multiple championships

Coffee time! Need some nut cream right here. Dog questions this company's brand positioning with that name, tho.

I need you to come to dinner, because i need you to. 😅 (...and I made you snacks. Moms always have snacks)

Moms are breeding material by default

She dresses average-mom, but I don’t really think she’s fooling anyone

My kitchen chairs are the perfect height. I did that (45F)

One of my Louboutins

Side boobs

I’m a good mom in the kitchen...

I have legit “crazy mom eyes” cred. They’ve finally driven me over the edge🤪

Greeting my hotwife date. I led with Stunning Blow, then FINISH HIM! Round 1: Fatality.

She’s got her next hotwife date booked for Thursday at her usual 5-star hotel. Should make for fun stories

I’m a bad wife...

Getting ready in my hotel room for hotwife date...😈[F]

Angry mom at home

I’m quite wee, in my neon underwear for you

My mom-body in my new lingerie I got (44F)

It makes me gleeful to see a man I can use for my own pleasure. Shhh. 🤫 You be quiet. I need you for something. Don’t mind me.🥰

Mom at work, and home afterward (43f)

Mom/wife [43F], I’m deciding between Halloween costumes. Other one is cute witch in black