My kitchen chairs are the perfect height. I did that (45F)

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It was pool boy service day. But I'm a good mom (as you can tell). Don't believe any internet lies.

It was pool boy service day. But I'm a good mom (as you can tell). Don't believe any internet lies.

That time your best friend's mom asked you if you wanted to stay and watch movies.

That time your best friend's mom asked you if you wanted to stay and watch movies.

It's Mothers Day. I really need to mom something.🤱

It's Mothers Day. I really need to mom something.🤱

My mom-special-recipe cookie dough. If you're good, you can lick the spoon

My mom-special-recipe cookie dough. If you're good, you can lick the spoon

spying on the nice reddit mom again, I see.

spying on the nice reddit mom again, I see.

it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose (46f)

it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose (46f)

No peeking. I'm doing mom stuff. Filthy boys.

No peeking. I'm doing mom stuff. Filthy boys.

I'm making snacks for the game

I'm making snacks for the game

"hmmm...team mom snack duty today. what to make, what to make...🤔"

"hmmm...team mom snack duty today. what to make, what to make...🤔"

be a good boy and help me clean these windows

be a good boy and help me clean these windows

breakfast of Conference championships

breakfast of Conference championships

Young man, hello...this isn't going to refill itself.

Young man, hello...this isn't going to refill itself.

if you blunder into a milf lair and come face to face with this, it's already too late for you. sorry. (46F)

if you blunder into a milf lair and come face to face with this, it's already too late for you. sorry. (46F)

you know what I want for playoff season I'm sure. (it's KC!)

you know what I want for playoff season I'm sure. (it's KC!)

I’m an angel, as my halo testifies. I would never take advantage of a young man here on my velvet bed. 😈 Never. (44F)

I’m an angel, as my halo testifies. I would never take advantage of a young man here on my velvet bed. 😈 Never. (44F)

cake & boobs & boobs & cake! 🍰 Everyone is happy!🥰 And Happy Birthday to ME. Now I’m 44F, mom of 3

cake & boobs & boobs & cake! 🍰 Everyone is happy!🥰 And Happy Birthday to ME. Now I’m 44F, mom of 3

Showed wife (43[F]) her photo comments. She was stunned, shocked, flattered, embarrassed. She is modest & 100% tom-boy and does not see herself as drop-dead gorgeous. Crazy.

Showed wife (43[F]) her photo comments. She was stunned, shocked, flattered, embarrassed. She is modest & 100% tom-boy and does not see herself as drop-dead gorgeous. Crazy.

I drink a lot of champagne after I put all my children in bed. (Mom, 43)

I drink a lot of champagne after I put all my children in bed. (Mom, 43)

My ‘bedroom, come hither eyes’. Are they working? (And a new milf uniform as lure) (43f)

My ‘bedroom, come hither eyes’. Are they working? (And a new milf uniform as lure) (43f)

Moms have the best creampie 🥧. But I’m almost out. Can you bring me more?

Moms have the best creampie 🥧. But I’m almost out. Can you bring me more?

Mom[43F] of 3. (I had to delete this before, so I’ll try again) 🤷‍♀️

Mom[43F] of 3. (I had to delete this before, so I’ll try again) 🤷‍♀️

Mom [43F], going to go to night school. Going to make something of myself!

Mom [43F], going to go to night school. Going to make something of myself!

Soccer mom [43F] heading to kids’ practices. Wonder if the soccer dads’ll notice...

Soccer mom [43F] heading to kids’ practices. Wonder if the soccer dads’ll notice...

Mom [43F] of three. My hotwife virtual reality simulator

Mom [43F] of three. My hotwife virtual reality simulator