Mom bods come in all shapes and sizes…

You’re only allowed to touch where the sun hits

I’m looking for my next “best ever”

Come sit next to me. I’m lonely

Hotels get me incredibly horny

I missed Steak and BJ Day! Let me make it up to you

The answer is: nothing under

I don’t talk much but my body language speaks loud and clear

Strong mombod can handle anything

This nurse has hangover cures for everyone

When I get on top it’s on

Too revealing to be a tease

New addition to the sexy wardrobe. Can I wear this out?

My friends call me Double Trouble

Do I have enough to get you off

43(f) and I’ve been told I’m built for big…

My ass has grown. Does it still look good?

I blew your mind now I’ll blow you

How do they look for 43?

Mami wants to go salsa dancing

This is body language for : Why are your pants still on

Some women are so sexy they’re human Viagra. I’ll be a daily multivitamin. You need me more often

Ok ok ok just a pinky…iykyk

Would you say I have a lot of mileage driven or a lot of mileage left

I was at the mall wearing this at some young man passed by and whispered “smash”. What’s that about?