I blew your mind now I’ll blow you

You’re only allowed to touch where the sun hits

I got left all alone this morning so what do I do?

Come sit next to me. I’m lonely

Hotels get me incredibly horny

Feeling myself tonight

Smash or pass?

I don’t talk much but my body language speaks loud and clear

Strong mombod can handle anything

This nurse has hangover cures for everyone

Who’s ready to do some heavy lifting

New addition to the sexy wardrobe. Can I wear this out?

My friends call me Double Trouble

Tell Santa I was naughty in the Uber

43(f) and I’ve been told I’m built for big…

My ass has grown. Does it still look good?

How do they look for 43?

Mami wants to go salsa dancing

This is body language for : Why are your pants still on

Some women are so sexy they’re human Viagra. I’ll be a daily multivitamin. You need me more often

Ok ok ok just a pinky…iykyk

Would you say I have a lot of mileage driven or a lot of mileage left

I was at the mall wearing this at some young man passed by and whispered “smash”. What’s that about?

Can I wear this to dinner?

It’s Friday the 13th. Be like Jason and come for me