It’s the best time of year for freaks like me ;) (wait for it...)

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My New Years resolution is to have more sex in 2020

My New Years resolution is to have more sex in 2020

Cake day already!? It’s amazing to see what can happen in a year’s time :)

Cake day already!? It’s amazing to see what can happen in a year’s time :)

Wish all the Christmas cookies would go to my tits :) [reveal] [OC]

Wish all the Christmas cookies would go to my tits :) [reveal] [OC]

Playing with my pussy makes my day, but playing with my ass makes my hole weak ;)

Playing with my pussy makes my day, but playing with my ass makes my hole weak ;)

Who else loves surprises?

Who else loves surprises?

Do they need a gusset to be classified as panties?

Do they need a gusset to be classified as panties?

I may have gone a little overboard for Halloween, tibia honest :)

I may have gone a little overboard for Halloween, tibia honest :)

Creature of the night ;)

Creature of the night ;)

They’re not much, but they can still jiggle :)

They’re not much, but they can still jiggle :)

Boobs so perky it’s like zero gravititty ;) [drop] [OC]

Boobs so perky it’s like zero gravititty ;) [drop] [OC]

A little boob sweat never hurt anyone :) [F]

A little boob sweat never hurt anyone :) [F]

I tried [f]ucking myself with my dildo, but then I decided I needed something a bit meteor ;)

I tried [f]ucking myself with my dildo, but then I decided I needed something a bit meteor ;)

Can someone ask Coors if I can get royalties for this? ;)

Can someone ask Coors if I can get royalties for this? ;)

Let this grind help you get through your grind. Happy Tuesday!

Let this grind help you get through your grind. Happy Tuesday!

I can reach my [f]oot but not my snaps... I guess I’ll just need someone to come unsnap this one-piece for me

I can reach my [f]oot but not my snaps... I guess I’ll just need someone to come unsnap this one-piece for me

Some panties are just made to be ripped of[f] aggressively

Some panties are just made to be ripped of[f] aggressively

All I can see are the baby [f]aces in my knees

All I can see are the baby [f]aces in my knees

Reminiscing about all the [f]un times I had with these panties ;)

Reminiscing about all the [f]un times I had with these panties ;)

How you know I’m a 90s kid—the [f]irst thing I think of when I see these stockings is cat’s cradle

How you know I’m a 90s kid—the [f]irst thing I think of when I see these stockings is cat’s cradle

Kiss your bff today. Happy [F]riday!

Kiss your bff today. Happy [F]riday!

Birds of a feather [f]ornicate together (I thought it best not to use the F word on this sub)

Birds of a feather [f]ornicate together (I thought it best not to use the F word on this sub)

Mu[ff]-dive Monday, anyone?

Mu[ff]-dive Monday, anyone?

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight... Happy Saturday from your [f]avorite Ms. New Booty!

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight... Happy Saturday from your [f]avorite Ms. New Booty!