How you know I’m a 90s kid—the [f]irst thing I think of when I see these stockings is cat’s cradle

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My New Years resolution is to have more sex in 2020

My New Years resolution is to have more sex in 2020

Cake day already!? It’s amazing to see what can happen in a year’s time :)

Cake day already!? It’s amazing to see what can happen in a year’s time :)

...and since we’ve no place to go, sex a ho, sex a ho, sex a ho :)

...and since we’ve no place to go, sex a ho, sex a ho, sex a ho :)

Do they need a gusset to be classified as panties?

Do they need a gusset to be classified as panties?

I may have gone a little overboard for Halloween, tibia honest :)

I may have gone a little overboard for Halloween, tibia honest :)

With that tongue, you just know he was the master o[f] cunnilingus

With that tongue, you just know he was the master o[f] cunnilingus

Another day, another one-piece. Hope you don’t get bored of them!

Another day, another one-piece. Hope you don’t get bored of them!

Captions are hard, but your cock is harder. Wanna let me do something about it? [F]

Captions are hard, but your cock is harder. Wanna let me do something about it? [F]

My halfhearted attempts to conceal my pussy are getting worse by the day ;)

My halfhearted attempts to conceal my pussy are getting worse by the day ;)

Who wants to see America’s ass!? [F] [MIC]

Who wants to see America’s ass!? [F] [MIC]

Boobs so perky it’s like zero gravititty ;) [drop] [OC]

Boobs so perky it’s like zero gravititty ;) [drop] [OC]

A little boob sweat never hurt anyone :) [F]

A little boob sweat never hurt anyone :) [F]

Can someone ask Coors if I can get royalties for this? ;)

Can someone ask Coors if I can get royalties for this? ;)

Let this grind help you get through your grind. Happy Tuesday!

Let this grind help you get through your grind. Happy Tuesday!

Some panties are just made to be ripped of[f] aggressively

Some panties are just made to be ripped of[f] aggressively

Suck my tits and [f]uck my bits ;)

Suck my tits and [f]uck my bits ;)

All I can see are the baby [f]aces in my knees

All I can see are the baby [f]aces in my knees

Damn smoke show

Damn smoke show

Don’t let the innocent smile [f]ool you ;)

Don’t let the innocent smile [f]ool you ;)

Reminiscing about all the [f]un times I had with these panties ;)

Reminiscing about all the [f]un times I had with these panties ;)

Kiss your bff today. Happy [F]riday!

Kiss your bff today. Happy [F]riday!

Birds of a feather [f]ornicate together (I thought it best not to use the F word on this sub)

Birds of a feather [f]ornicate together (I thought it best not to use the F word on this sub)

Mu[ff]-dive Monday, anyone?

Mu[ff]-dive Monday, anyone?