Is meeting someone in a hotel bar in a trench coat still a thing? Asking for a friend.

Puff, puff, don’t pass

Let’s make some s’mores

Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend

Cum worship at my altar

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈

Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies

Paint me like one of your French girls 🎨

Bewbs

I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll… wait, how does that go again?

Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….

People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind

When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….

Paint me like your French girls 🎨

Just a girl and her torpedoes 🚀 Someone come press the launch button

Torpon, torpoff

Yes, older women are more fun 💅🏻

#mood

I see you seeing me 👀

You’re only as young as the woman you [f]eel #naughty40

Merry Titsmas!

Anybody order a side of white tee?

🎶 She’s a man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of her love 🎵

Tiddies for dayyyzzzz