If this thong is paradise, then you really need to enter what it hides

I do quite green thongs (not ham!), I do quite like them, Sam I am

That is what we call *asstastic* [Cue SpongeBob meme]

Athletic gaps are the best. I’m definitely biased, but that doesn’t negate the statement lol

Go ahead and rip this VS Pink thong off with your teeth. I double dog dare you!

My therapist said I need to focus on my best assets, so that’s why I’m here. I’m sure he meant!

I’m beginning to feel like a gap—er, rap god

It’s like this VS Pink thong was made to accentuate my ass

My cheeks really said, “let me get a bit of that”

These new Victoria’s Secret Pink panties are making me feel hella sexy

The way my ass just gobbles up this thong is *chef’s kiss*

Feeling fine in this Calvin Klein

Skinny a d strong

My boobs aren’t chicks, but they sure do know how to peep

Thighs? Gap. Hotel? Trivago.

On tonight’s menu we have Avery’s booty covered in a thin VS thong. How would you like it served? [f]

Happy hump day from me, Stitch & Grogu!

Just a quick peek under my jeans, ok?

The way my cheeks just slurp up that thong strap is *chef’s kiss*

I’m 5’8, but I’ve got legs like I’m 6 feet tall lol

Nothing like some Lulus

My cheeks just swallowed this bad boy up

“Grab your ankles” takes on a whole new meaning in a skirt

The real reason you wear thongs with jeans

Ass? In thong. Hands? In peace sign