The way my ass just gobbles up this thong is *chef’s kiss*

Just found this gem in my camera roll. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Kinda matching, kinda not

I’m all about that tug life

I like my bra & panties like I like my socks: always mismatching

Close, but no cigar

The brands don’t even match lol

Who needs matching when you look sexy in anything?

Mismatching like it’s my job

Mismatching, but looking mighty fine

M-m-m-mismatching (like the Chia Pets song)

I know these are full-back, but god they fit like a glove

Just found this gem in my camera roll & knew you’d appreciate it here!

Granny panties with a not-so-granny print

That is what we call *asstastic* [Cue SpongeBob meme]

I just found these old ass Aeropostale panties and damn are they cute. I knew you’d appreciate them here!

My therapist said I need to focus on my best assets, so that’s why I’m here. I’m sure he meant!

Name a better duo than booty and iPhone

This pink thong wanted to peep out and say hi

These leggings fit me like a glove...but take a hot second to get on first

Looks like someone already posted a pic of me here today lol so here’s my OC!

Just a quick peek under my jeans, ok?

Hi welcome to Chili’s! Can I start your meal off with some abs?

Bra, panties, and some hella nice abs

God I love these silky green Victoria’s Secret panties [f]