If she’s not wearing panties, you don’t have to wear a condom. That’s the rule.

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

Guess what type of porn I was getting off to

The only thing that makes me orgasm is imagining myself taking all of your cum deep inside me.

Made you a snack

I’m a ride or die kind of girl. If I don’t ride cock every single day and fill my womb with cum I become gravely ill

You look like you could use a mother.

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I got you a present

I had an explosive orgasm in the shower [oc]

Fucking myself always feels so much better when I know someone gets to watch me do it

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

I only ever squirt when I’m ovulating.

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

Does this count as riding a bike?

The only thing that feels better than touching myself outside is you touching me outside.

I hope this doesn’t get me kicked out of the antique shop.

In the fitting room. Maybe we should see if your cock fits me too.

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

Getting as wet as the stream that ran behind me.

I was so excited to actually get out of my apartment today that I forgot to put on panties.

Imagine my pussy still dripping and wet with your cum while I go pick up my coffee.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.