I talk to myself when I need an expert’s opinion

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Puffies puffies give you happies

Puffies puffies give you happies

For u

For u

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Nudes for nudes :)

Nudes for nudes :)

No tits no profits :)

No tits no profits :)

Easy come, easy go…

Easy come, easy go…

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

You are cute

You are cute

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

It is enough to make a cat laugh

It is enough to make a cat laugh

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Why so serious

Why so serious

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…