I'll ride until you turn the tide
The newest model of fleshlight is a little less discreet
Ooops my jeans came off
Up against the wall
Use me as your canvas
Pool appropriate or better pooled around my ankles?
Presenting your next meal
Cover me in sauce and toss me like a salad
I come with some fun handlebars too
Funsized and fun socks
Adopt me, I'm the sweetest funsized pet
Pocket pussy comes with different accessories
Sitting here until you carry me elsewhere
I'm proper 'toss me around your bed like it's a funhouse' funsized
I'm 85 pounds soaking wet and I'm always soaking wet
You caught an xsmall slut in your net
Let's have a pillow fight but I'll be the pillow
I'm not really a hoe but you can plough me
There's perks to having an extra small pet
I don't think I'll be getting my thong back
Gotta lube it up first
Men are always so gentle with me because I'm small
I'm no elf on a shelf, but I can be a...slut on a chair?
V for... very funsized?
I'd only be 5'1 in 4 inch heels
