V for... very funsized?

Try to take this off with just your teeth

The newest model of fleshlight is a little less discreet

Not a raver but I'll rave about your dick

Grip my hair or I'll do it for you

Ooops my jeans came off

Up against the wall

Pool appropriate or better pooled around my ankles?

Cover me in sauce and toss me like a salad

Angry side eye and fluffy socks make a salacious sight

I come with some fun handlebars too

Left the panties easy access so I can look cute while I get pounded

Drill me like I'm an oil well

Funsized and fun socks

Adopt me, I'm the sweetest funsized pet

Pocket pussy comes with different accessories

Sitting here until you carry me elsewhere

I'm proper 'toss me around your bed like it's a funhouse' funsized

I'm 85 pounds soaking wet and I'm always soaking wet

Let's have a pillow fight but I'll be the pillow

I don't think I'll be getting my thong back

Men are always so gentle with me because I'm small

I'm no elf on a shelf, but I can be a...slut on a chair?

I'd only be 5'1 in 4 inch heels