I just toadally wanted to show you my titties 😜. Have kids they said...

Happy Daddy’s Day to all the Mother fuckers that keep us Moms level. Y’all rule!

The thighs are getting bigger the more margaritas I drink while sitting poolside

Rub a dub dub, PLASTT in the tub

What Mommy hides under her robe every morning

He stays too drained for it to always be creamy

I miss my 8AM morning madness [f]

I need a thorough examination

If it’s not messy, it’s not good

Miss us educators yet? Don’t worry, my kids are driving me crazy too.

Not your average soccer mom

Vacation means no bras

I debated posting this pic since it wasn’t a favorite. It also looks like I was trying to have too much fun with grass lol. But for the sake of PLASTT...

Another one fights the dust #SpringCleaningPLASTT

I brought it back after deleting the 1st post. My tattoo artist friend is too reputable & I’m already remembered in places just for the arm piece I forgot to edit out 🙈. I’ll have to get creative if I ever get inked like my husband

I only reveal 1 toy for me. The rest that are shown are yours. #ToysPLASTT

Here’s something to [OC]cupy your time

I’m self conscious about my feet. But you guys always appreciate a new coat.

Happy Foursome! 4/6

I was already on my knees pulling weeds. Why not throw it in #ReversePLASTT real quick?

New dress, but nowhere new to go. Fuck me right? #Miss175k

Large lips, yet we’re all still pink in the middle 😜. Plus, I almost forgot new Mound Monday for my favorite sub! Luckily, it is still Monday in some areas 🤷🏽‍♀️

Right SPLAT on my face for Hump Day #5/6SPLAT

A reason to smile