Not your average soccer mom

Happy Daddy’s Day to all the Mother fuckers that keep us Moms level. Y’all rule!

The thighs are getting bigger the more margaritas I drink while sitting poolside

Rub a dub dub, PLASTT in the tub

What Mommy hides under her robe every morning

He stays too drained for it to always be creamy

I miss my 8AM morning madness [f]

I need a thorough examination

If it’s not messy, it’s not good

Miss us educators yet? Don’t worry, my kids are driving me crazy too.

I just toadally wanted to show you my titties 😜. Have kids they said...

Vacation means no bras

I debated posting this pic since it wasn’t a favorite. It also looks like I was trying to have too much fun with grass lol. But for the sake of PLASTT...

Another one fights the dust #SpringCleaningPLASTT

I brought it back after deleting the 1st post. My tattoo artist friend is too reputable & I’m already remembered in places just for the arm piece I forgot to edit out 🙈. I’ll have to get creative if I ever get inked like my husband

I only reveal 1 toy for me. The rest that are shown are yours. #ToysPLASTT

Here’s something to [OC]cupy your time

I’m self conscious about my feet. But you guys always appreciate a new coat.

Happy Foursome! 4/6

I was already on my knees pulling weeds. Why not throw it in #ReversePLASTT real quick?

New dress, but nowhere new to go. Fuck me right? #Miss175k

Large lips, yet we’re all still pink in the middle 😜. Plus, I almost forgot new Mound Monday for my favorite sub! Luckily, it is still Monday in some areas 🤷🏽‍♀️

Right SPLAT on my face for Hump Day #5/6SPLAT

A reason to smile