I just need a man who will pet my head, snuggle me, then watch me dance and suck his…

One tit out just looks so much more inviting and naughtier

(OC) You’re my boss. I’ve dressed up to ask for a raise. In one word…say your response:

Fun fact: did you know the dot above the letter i is called a tittle? ;)

Just hanging around the hardware section

Just hanging around the hardware section…

A little classy, a little sassy, mixed with a lot of slut (oc)

Found a new recruit to help me terrorize another Portland bar

Left or right?

Knowing you’re looking at my bouncing tits makes my pussy wet

I think my parents would be more upset that I’m a bisexual Wiccan than they would be if they found out I bounce my titties on Reddit and have group sex. Go figure.

Tell me which one you’d touch/grab/suck first (oc)

I dare you to argue with me about which football team is the best…

Some say 37 is too old to be flaunting and dancing

If this was what you came home to, tell me what would happen next (oc)

Glasses, check. Tattoos, check. DDD’s, check. Gamer, check. SMILF, check. Classy, check. Slutty, check. Your parents wouldn’t know how to even begin to process me. (OC)

Fun facts from Eve: this day in history, the Vikings besieged Paris - let me demonstrate and besiege you…

“If you can dance and be free and not be embarrassed, you can rule the world” - Amy Poehler (reveal)

Fun fact: we’ve all been DECEIVED! The sound of thunder is NOT caused by extreme hot air quickly cooling and contracting, spirits in the heavens are actually slapping each other’s boobies in slow motion. (Sound on for proof)

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” -Lucille Ball (oc)

Fun fact: the original name for the search engine google was “backrub.”

He ordered a side of cleavage for an appetizer ;)

Oregon HotWife SnowBunny at your service [reveal]

Anyone here a fan of slomo?