I hate when I've been at work for 8 hours and then it turns out it's only been 45 minutes

I'll do whatever it takes to get you through this day

Welcome to the department with the personnel touch

I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a human resources violation to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day

I came, I saw, I [F]orgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on

I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word [F]uck like a comma

Hi. How can I help you today? [F]

Sometimes I run away [F]rom my responsibilities. And it feels good.

What's a girl suppose to do when the servers go down?! [F]

Sign me up [F]or the full-time?

Almost time to leave work and unwrap the presents! [F]

Even though it's sweater weather, I'm keeping some sunshine underneath [F]

It's what's underneath that counts [F] 💙

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine [F]

Congratulations, you made it to [F]riday! Let's get naked.

Are you working [F]ront or back office today?

I told my boss i[F] the lighting was better, I would take more off

Boobs, or no Boobs (that is the question) [F]

This is how I try to not distract you at work [F]

Little Red Riding Hood reporting [F]or duty

Mondays are [F]or lace and mom jeans

I hope this helps with your end-of-holiday blues (and last time someone asked [F]or the back view)

Not my [F]irst time being naughty, but my first post “working” it here

Xmas party at work is over. Time to unwrap your gi[F]t.