I don't normally like pear cider, but...

As promised 😘. I sped up the pumping to get to the good stuff. I like to see how much it grew while inside me. 😳

I’ve been looking forward to trying this. The hitch was just the right girth. Paired with my clit wand, it was one hell of an O.

It’s soooo tough to get the non tapered edges of a can in. Finally did though. 😘

So I’ve really enjoyed my carbonated beverages lately. 😘

I ride my Car

I took this one a couple days ago and I’ve been really excited to share it because of how much I get in 🥰. Billy Madison’s left hand was right, conditioner is better.

Before everyone bunches their panties, this toy was discarded after my use as my kids have outgrown it. It is merely an inanimate object that offers the correct girth and stability 😘

Had a fan ask me to try this. Gotta say 7 on the pain level and 7 on the pleasure level. Got a little nervous it was stuck in me forever though😅. (Sound on).

I used to be a hit at highschool and college drinking parties. 😉😘

Lightsaber!

[f] Yes, it’s my brothers but I use it too..

Let's shift gears for a moment...

Megan Salinas

Cool as a ... well, you get the idea.

I feel like watching Predator...

Bud Light ... with lime!

Put on your red shoes ...

Let's play "identify the brand"!

OK, OK, you can clean my windshield.

Light-saber

The beginning of what was promised! Every 100 upboats unlocks an insertion-in-me pic requested in the thread last week!

1 liter

Fucking a door knob (x-post from /r/NSFW_Korea)