I can’t find my stormtroopers anywhere!
Which Death Star would destroy you?
Did you hear about Grogu’s vegetable garden? It’s filled with yodacchini!
Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes. Why was the punchline in the title?
Why do they only serve Stoli in a Jedi bar? Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
What was the name of Luke’s space ship after it lost its flight panels? Ex-wing fighter
Who’s looking to get nailed? This is the way.
What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca? A “Wokie”
What did Luke do to the Chancellor of the Galactic Empire? He beat him to a pulp-atine!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his 🍆 in Leia for the first time? …it was Luke warm
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship? Di-vorce is strong with these two
Anakin, You're Breaking My Heart. You're Going Down A Path I Can't Follow
May the 4th be with you!
TK-421 why aren’t you at your post?
I would hate to think you are training your own Sith apprentice to destroy me...
Red 5 where are you?
Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes.
Being a weirdo 😂
Who knew my favorite toy would be a lightsaber 😏😉
Sailor moon vibes with my new toy
Just got this gift and I couldn’t be happier 🤩🤩
1997 Star Wars Rebel Forces Toy… and yes, I tore the packaging apart like a savage bc I don’t keep things in the box 🤪
