Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his 🍆 in Leia for the first time? …it was Luke warm

Pretty in pink?

Well hello there to my favorite subreddit 😻

I think this subreddit is my favorite place to post now 🤩🥳 you guys actually appreciate my veins 😍

Veins and stretch marks 🤭

Why do they only serve Stoli in a Jedi bar? Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What was the name of Luke’s space ship after it lost its flight panels? Ex-wing fighter

Who’s looking to get nailed? This is the way.

What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca? A “Wokie”

What did Luke do to the Chancellor of the Galactic Empire? He beat him to a pulp-atine!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin’s relationship? Di-vorce is strong with these two

Anakin, You're Breaking My Heart. You're Going Down A Path I Can't Follow

May the 4th be with you!

TK-421 why aren’t you at your post?

I would hate to think you are training your own Sith apprentice to destroy me...

Red 5 where are you?

Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes.

Who knew my favorite toy would be a lightsaber 😏😉

I can’t find my stormtroopers anywhere!

Sailor moon vibes with my new toy

Just got this gift and I couldn’t be happier 🤩🤩

1997 Star Wars Rebel Forces Toy… and yes, I tore the packaging apart like a savage bc I don’t keep things in the box 🤪