I am the one you think of when you're with her...

Stank attitude, bad allergies, might embarass you...

Chilling with my familiar on All Hollows Eve Eve. 🦇

Just watching Star Trek with my tits out, as one does.

If I don't take a nude photo in a hotel room did I even stay in one? 😝

Because when the night does fade I'm alive in the strangest way--those first few cracks of dawn are a taste of what's to come.

My new boss said he recognized me from somewhere; I immediately assumed it was from Reddit. 😆

Lazy Saturday in bed. 😴

I'm fat but I dress nice and bitches finesse Mike--they suck the dick and squeeze on my belly like bagpipes…

Say you need me but lately you feel unsure. Come on to me, come on to me...I need more.

"She was such a strong, female woman, with nice heavy breasts."

Just another wet hot morning. 😉

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. 🥳

This is how everyone watches action movies, right?

Slaying it in my hotel room while my husband is at a Slayer concert. 😝

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen; pour myself a cup of ambition; yawn and stretch and try to come to life...

Ever feel like you have absolutely nothing to wear? 😬

Call me when you need someone to talk to--only phone me when your baby doesn't call you...

Call me on the telephone darling, I am always home if you ever change your mind...

Stay far from timid--only make moves when your heart is in it and live the phrase “sky’s the limit”.

Turn off this travesty of a game and just ram into me instead. 😝

...but I long for you now even when you just leave the room.

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes pearly black?

Hold me closer (not so) tiny dancer...

Passion drippin' off her lip; she say she never had a Crip...