I'm fat but I dress nice and bitches finesse Mike--they suck the dick and squeeze on my belly like bagpipes…

Chilling with my familiar on All Hollows Eve Eve. 🦇

Just watching Star Trek with my tits out, as one does.

If I don't take a nude photo in a hotel room did I even stay in one? 😝

Because when the night does fade I'm alive in the strangest way--those first few cracks of dawn are a taste of what's to come.

My new boss said he recognized me from somewhere; I immediately assumed it was from Reddit. 😆

I am the one you think of when you're with her...

Apparently I'm "a whole snack." Best compliment ever. ☺️

Lazy Saturday in bed. 😴

I blur at the edges, I'm all soft shapes and lines-- shapeshifting all the time.

Just another wet hot morning. 😉

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. 🥳

This is how everyone watches action movies, right?

Slaying it in my hotel room while my husband is at a Slayer concert. 😝

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen; pour myself a cup of ambition; yawn and stretch and try to come to life...

Ever feel like you have absolutely nothing to wear? 😬

Call me when you need someone to talk to--only phone me when your baby doesn't call you...

Call me on the telephone darling, I am always home if you ever change your mind...

Stay far from timid--only make moves when your heart is in it and live the phrase “sky’s the limit”.

Turn off this travesty of a game and just ram into me instead. 😝

...but I long for you now even when you just leave the room.

Here's the best part distilled for you but you want what I can't give to you--your hands are gravity while my hands are tied.

Hold me closer (not so) tiny dancer...

Passion drippin' off her lip; she say she never had a Crip...