Hope you like Corgis & a girl in [f]ishnets & a band t-shirt.

I make the best Sa[f]ety Buddy because I come with two built-in flotation devices. You're welcome.

How do you [f]eel about women who use impeccable grammar?

There's sand in places you couldn't imagine. [f]

So many [f]un curves. Hope you don't get motion sickness.

The photo I'd be sending you [f]rom inside the dressing room if I was your girlfriend.

My Corgi doesn't understand what personal space means 😂 [f]

I'm kinda more than a hand[f]ul.

Hope you don't mind tits & a smile in your [f]ace!

Well, don't just stand there gawking. Come play with me [f]or a bit.

You're gonna have to use your Master Ball to capture me. [F]

Are you here [f]or the tits or the Corgi?

That ass in a sundress [f]

Celebratory drinks & [f]lashing some skin before anyone in this crowded bar notices.

Anyone a [f]an of big tits & an equally big smile?

[F]ace included. Lounging in bra & panties while reading. This is what lazy Saturdays are made for.

A smile for your Sunday [F]unday. Side note: do you prefer one solid image, Imgur albums, or collages like this one?

Not wild enough [f]or the other sub, but here's a smile for your Monday afternoon.

The blue velvet [f]eels like a dream 😍

[F]irst verified post - this calls for a big smile, curves, & tan lines.

😘 [f]or you.

Here's my [f]ace... and my tits. Fingers crossed my friends & family doesn't see this 😂

[f] Doing as I'm told.

🎁