Are you here [f]or the tits or the Corgi?

I make the best Sa[f]ety Buddy because I come with two built-in flotation devices. You're welcome.

Hope you don't mind lightly salted tits 😅 [f]

How do you [f]eel about women who use impeccable grammar?

What's your [f]avorite kind of cake?

There's sand in places you couldn't imagine. [f]

Guess what's under these shorts... [f]

So many [f]un curves. Hope you don't get motion sickness.

My Corgi doesn't understand what personal space means 😂 [f]

I'm kinda more than a hand[f]ul.

Well, don't just stand there gawking. Come play with me [f]or a bit.

You're gonna have to use your Master Ball to capture me. [F]

You look [f]amished. Here, I made you a sandwich.

Peaks & valleys [f]or you to explore.

Simple predicament, yet e[f]fective as fuck.

[F] In the name of thick thighs & all that.

My predicament: su[f]fer the hot wax droplets, or drop the candle from my mouth & be burned.

Can't believe there was a time in my adult li[f]e that I ran away from all things butt stuff 😂

On/o[f]f, wrap dress style.

[F]irst verified post - this calls for a big smile, curves, & tan lines.

Good morning! I'm having a hard time getting out o[f] bed instead of touching myself...again.

Here's my [f]ace... and my tits. Fingers crossed my friends & family doesn't see this 😂

I spy a smiley face somewhere on my body, but [f]or once, it's not on my face. Can you find it?

[f] Doing as I'm told.