Hope you have a wonderful Thursday!:)

POV: I'm waiting on the bed for you when you get home from work:) I want to hear all about your day and then make you feel *amazing*

I see there are very few people online right now, so this goes out to my kindred spirits who also don't make plans for Saturday nights:) (Ahem, also people who live in other timezones, I swear I know it's not just Americans on Reddit hahaha!)

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

We get bored, and then immediately get weird;)

This honestly was just wholesome af :)

Heya, hope you're having a nice day:)

Who wants a sweet girlfriend to be home to greet you after class/work today?:)

Hope your morning is as good as mine:)

Hey there, good morning:)

I've never posted anything like this on Reddit before..

Baby's first gif:)

I know three ways to make six inches disappear

I like you like I like my coffee. Absolutely *destroying* my insides

Heya:)

Plenty of room for two on this desk;)

Come see me in my office. No rush. I'll be around whenever.

You're in trouble. Come see me in my office immediately.

Hey is your name John? 'Cause I've never Cena guy quite like you

I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day

I know three ways to make six inches disappear

Good morning! Hope you have a wonderful Sunday:)

Good morning lovely people:)

Good morning! Hope everyone has a lovely Sunday(: [OC]