Come see me in my office. No rush. I'll be around whenever.

POV: I'm waiting on the bed for you when you get home from work:) I want to hear all about your day and then make you feel *amazing*

I see there are very few people online right now, so this goes out to my kindred spirits who also don't make plans for Saturday nights:) (Ahem, also people who live in other timezones, I swear I know it's not just Americans on Reddit hahaha!)

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

We get bored, and then immediately get weird;)

This honestly was just wholesome af :)

Heya, hope you're having a nice day:)

Who wants a sweet girlfriend to be home to greet you after class/work today?:)

Hope your morning is as good as mine:)

Hey there, good morning:)

I've never posted anything like this on Reddit before..

Baby's first gif:)

I know three ways to make six inches disappear

I like you like I like my coffee. Absolutely *destroying* my insides

Heya:)

Plenty of room for two on this desk;)

You're in trouble. Come see me in my office immediately.

Hope you have a wonderful Thursday!:)

Hey is your name John? 'Cause I've never Cena guy quite like you

I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day

I know three ways to make six inches disappear

Good morning! Hope you have a wonderful Sunday:)

Good morning lovely people:)

Good morning! Hope everyone has a lovely Sunday(: [OC]