Happy Monday!

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I’m protesting the cold weather by only walking around my house in bikinis!

I’m protesting the cold weather by only walking around my house in bikinis!

Wanna bounce into the New Year with me?

Wanna bounce into the New Year with me?

Mirror, mirror, under my tits, how many hands can cover my bits?

Mirror, mirror, under my tits, how many hands can cover my bits?

Busting out the cozy blankets!

Busting out the cozy blankets!

Happy Friday! I turn 31 today!

Happy Friday! I turn 31 today!

Could I convince you to call in sick?

Could I convince you to call in sick?

Flannel season is fast approaching

Flannel season is fast approaching

Easy like Sunday morning…

Easy like Sunday morning…

Thick Thursday!

Thick Thursday!

Big, wet, milky titties anyone?

Big, wet, milky titties anyone?

Is this dress too much for the grocery store?

Is this dress too much for the grocery store?

How do YOU check if a melon is ripe?

How do YOU check if a melon is ripe?

Happy Monday!

Happy Monday!

Professional bikini bounce tester…

Professional bikini bounce tester…

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but so are these huge titties…

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but so are these huge titties…

My hat says free hugs. Would you give me one if you saw me?

My hat says free hugs. Would you give me one if you saw me?

Lips, nips, and noods…

Lips, nips, and noods…

Sleeping in the south with no A/C was brutal, lol.

Sleeping in the south with no A/C was brutal, lol.

Thirsty?

Thirsty?

Your view?

Your view?

I like to think of myself as a “well-rounded” kind of woman

I like to think of myself as a “well-rounded” kind of woman

Take a deep breath and get ready…

Take a deep breath and get ready…

Tuesday means not having to put a bra on…

Tuesday means not having to put a bra on…

Always remember, Mondays are no fun, but you still live in a world with titties this big!

Always remember, Mondays are no fun, but you still live in a world with titties this big!